What have we learned boys and girls? Talk about urine, get more blog hits…
R Kelly approves
My commute wasn’t nearly as exciting as yesterday, although we did get a cracked rail, so I got to sit on a train for a lot longer than normal. Now riddle me this, humans. How in holy hell does DC get a cracked rail every single time it goes below 20 degrees? To my knowledge, there are train rails all across the land that remain stable in their solid metal glory in all kinds of cold ass weather. Now I have no idea whether there is such a thing as “easy-to-crack steel” or if DC hires only incompetent people that have no clue how fasten steel parts accordingly. Either is possible and likely! Because that, my friends, is what DC does best. We are the champions of incompetence!
Sing it, Freddie…
you should move to Seattle
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